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I WONDER?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
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Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
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When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
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Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers

from the people that got there first?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
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Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli'

meaning 'many' in Latin,

and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
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Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us

we are put into the loony bin?
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If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
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If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward,

would they get the money?
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Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
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Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
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How important does a person have to be

before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for?

Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a

"penny for your thoughts"?

Where's that extra penny going too ?
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Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?
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Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
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How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal

to keep them as a pet?
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What did cured ham actually have?
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Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
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When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and

then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
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What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?
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Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies

wake up like every two hours?
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Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean

he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
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Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the"

and "rapist" put together?
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Do pigs pull ham strings?
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What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
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Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous?

You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
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How do you throw away a garbage can?
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Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
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If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
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Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
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If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
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What do people in China call their good plates?
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Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
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If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
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If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
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If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
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If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
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Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
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Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?
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What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
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How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,

then what is baby oil made from?
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How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
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If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him,

is he still wrong?
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If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
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If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?

But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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How can someone "draw a blank"?
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Is a moment in time the only place you can't visit twice?
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The early bird gets the worm. but the second mouse gets the cheese
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24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case.... coincidence?
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk'?
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice.
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